There is a nice lake by the courthouse and today I thought I'd make the most of things by taking a nice lunch outside, and enjoy the fruits of nature. Nature loves a slow moving target, and so I got a surprising volume of "fruits" delivered by a tiny bird of indeterminate species. The only way jury duty could be made more enjoyable, is to spend it with liquid crap solidifying in your hair.
I have composed this lineup, I will let you guess the guilty party. FYI, the suspect had blackberries for lunch. Ask me how I know....go on....ask.
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